Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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