when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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