Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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