The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
