: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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