do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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