Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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