Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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