So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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