he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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