i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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