did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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