At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No subtext here. People are naked.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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