fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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