he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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