somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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