But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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