I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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