Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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