I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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