The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
