Don't you send me to vm
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
should my penis look like a turkey
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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