i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I need a beard to bite.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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