508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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