all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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