I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We have so much sex to catch up on
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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