This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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