ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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