Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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