Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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