yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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