Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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