Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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