they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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