Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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