I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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