I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
