R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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