I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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