It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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