Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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