it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
