Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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