I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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