This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
