So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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