I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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