no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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