We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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