I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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