She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize