I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
