I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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