Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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