Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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